The Worst Feeling in the World...

You know which one I'm talking about. It's the one where you're on a rubber inner-tube, and you're just floating down the river of life. You can't control anything and you're just bobbing along, waiting for a rock, or a half-submerged branch to come along and dump you into the icy-cold water where you'll surely drown.

Well fuck that.

I'm paddling.